January 7 - Bohemian Adventures

Toronto Apartment? Check! Hydro? Check! Cable and internet? Check! Brand new bed purchased that wont arrive until next week? Check! Small but stylish and very affordable TV set up? Check! Furniture and dishes? NOT Checked! Blow up air mattress being blown up? Check.

Let Bohemian Toronto life BEGIN!!!

In front of me right now is the new 90210. A re hash of the oh so popular hit of the early 90's. This show is terrible! Why is casting 35 year old men appropriate to play 17 year old boys. Having gone to school, I have met more than one 17 year old boy... they are not dreamy, toned, or smooth. They are awkward and overflowing with testosterone. They are sex starved pimple machines and, sadly, not wrapped up in any charm.

I love to swim. I always have and, i think and hope, always will. There is nothing better than floating around. Not much that calms me down. What don't really like about the swimming is the oh-so-comfortable naked men. Now, dont get me wrong. Im not afraid of penis. I have one. And I have seen at least three. I once had a man who said he and his girlfriend were big fans of my work. I am all for a fan saying hello, the only problem is that I was sitting on the change room bench putting on my shoes and he was standing beside me, one leg up on the bench, drying his hair, a foot from my face, totally nude. Who needs to see that. Flaccid penis has no place in society. I say we ban them! Lets protest! Form a march! It can be sponsored

It is nice to be back in Toronto. Today has been a long day. I wasnt able to sleep on the red eye flight last night and so I am working on about 2 or 3 hours in the past 2 days. 2 hours of sleep plus the overbearing smell of the rubber from the newly inflated air mattress I think will make for a strange blog and even stranger dreams.

Went to buy a bed today and the first woman I spoke to ended up being that douchey pressure salesman that nobody likes. Instead of listening to what was being asked she just kept trying to promote the most expensive beds available. I hate people like that. I have been a sales man before and you dont have to be smarmy. I know a commission sales guy and he is one of the greatest salesmen I have ever seen. He makes an impressive amount of money and I think is the tope sales agent within the company. As Conan says... you can still be nice AND successful. Oh well. One say people will figure that out.

So after about 8 hours of walking, my feet are gently crying and its time to conserve my heat and sleep.

Thanks for reading!